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Hayner
28 December 2006 @ 02:04 pm

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Hayner!

  1. In Chinese, the sound 'Hayner' means 'bite the wax tadpole'.
  2. The only Englishman to become Hayner was Nicholas Breakspear, who was Hayner from 1154 to 1159!
  3. Hayner has a memory span of three seconds!
  4. If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and Hayner would be as small as a pea!
  5. The most dangerous form of Hayner is the bicycle!
  6. Every day in the UK, four people die putting Hayner on.
  7. Hayner is the largest of Saturn's moons!
  8. Over half of Americans are officially Hayner.
  9. White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain Hayner!
  10. Over 2000 people have now climbed Hayner, with roughly ten percent dying on the way down!
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3 and 8. XDDDD
 
 
Hayner
22 December 2006 @ 02:02 am
...Hi guys. 8D I've been lame and not posting for some reason so um. To make up for it (sorta) top five for Hayner, ask anything as many times as you want!
 
 
 
Hayner
30 November 2006 @ 09:39 pm
Yeah, okay, I've been procrastinating this too much.

SANTA! GIVE ME SHAMAN KING. I-I know it's none of your canons but I love it so much DDD: My favorite characters are Ren and Hao, and my favorite pairings are YohRen and FaustManta. Pleeeeease? *_*

And obviously if that doesn't work for you, Kingdom Hearts is a good option. RikuSora plz? 8D Or anything with Hayner, I'm willing for a surprise. No, seriously. Break my brain if you want. :Db

Also, Zatch Bell! But nothing pairingy from that. My favorite thing about that show is the partners angle, and my favorite of those are Zatch and Kiyo, and Folgore and Kanchome.

Fullmetal Alchemist is good, but if you're going to go with that, PLATONIC PLZ. ;____; I hate most pairings from that fandom with a fiery passion. D: ............UNLESS you wanted to do Ed x Psiren. XDDD That would be passable.

As for the medium! Fan art, drabbles and icons are all good. But really, if you have something else in mind, I'm sure I'll like it anyway. :D
 
 
 
Hayner
10 November 2006 @ 11:00 am
Your Name/Alias: Des [info]deathdesu
Age: 19
Character: Hayner
Series: Kingdom Hearts II

Character Age: In his teens.
Canon: (warning – mild spoilers here.) Hayner is, well, an ordinary kid. He sleeps, he eats sea salt ice cream, he drags his friends on adventures, he rivals! at mini-Seifer, he beats the balls off of people with a fuzzy bat, he gets cloned into a virtual world. Everyday stuff. He was really, really good friends with Roxas in said virtual world, before Roxas got deleted from the world and his memory. But there is hope, because real!Hayner, despite not having actually met him, remembers him in his heart. Or something like that. He also befriends Sora and Kairi as they come and go in Twilight Town, and goes out of his way to help them.

Anyway, as far as personality goes, Hayner is brave, thoughtful, outgoing, and sorta mood-swingy. He’ll be pissed off one moment, upbeat-happy-“Let’s go to the BEACH!” the next. He’s well-known as a walking attitude problem, and he’s really stubborn. Once he sets his mind on a belief or decision to do something, it’s very hard to shake him. He’s also pretty smart and a loyal friend.

Sample Post:

Okay, seriously, that’s the last time I let Pence talk me into doin’ anything involving the "mysteries of Twilight Town," and especially not goin’ into that stupid mansion, like I just did a few hours ago. You know, there’s all these rumors about it, but they’re things like, I dunno, weird people showin’ up in windows. Do I get that? Nuh-uh. I walk out, and I’m in some completely other forest, zombies start followin’ me, I can’t leave, and there’s nothing to do, ‘cause you can’t go into the lake, and running from gorillas does NOT count. Can things get any more messed up with my life? Aww man.

What kind of summer camp is this, anyway? Haven’t you people ever heard of Struggle? Flashlight tag? Come on, I’d settle for jumprope at this point, ‘cause I’ve been lookin’ around, and it looks like all anyone ever does around here is just sit around talkin’ and waitin’ to get turned into stuff. You know, unless that double-decker cheeseburger lied or something, and it’s always been that way. I’m tellin’ you, what the crap.

Well, you know what? I say we build a treehouse! We’ll sit up there, and laugh at those zombies, cause they’ll try to climb up and get us, and their arm’sll fall off! It’ll be awesome! So come on, who’s with me? I can’t heaaar you!

…What, no takers? Well fine, I’ll just do it myself then! See how many of you I let in.

All right! This tree’s perfect! Now to get some nails, and… iiiit’s moving, what. HELLO, get away from my pants there, ya stupid – okaaaaay, backing off. Nice tree branch! Just stay over there. Man.

I guess that was how my life could get more messed up. Just haaaad to ask! But, okay. I can work with this.

Hey, you, zombie! With the rotting flesh, yeah, get over here. Go distract that tree so I can nail, will ya? C’mon, it’ll be easy, you just push the knothole! Any cartoon’ll tell ya that. No worries, I’ve got your back! Go on three. Awright, ready?

One… two…. THREE!

WHOA.


I uh. Completely didn’t see that coming. That does it, I’m gonna need a whole army of zombies! GATHER ROUND, PEOPLE! THIS MEANS WAR!